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The curious case of Emmanuel Macron’s victory and the end of our time #illuminati #antichrist


Il faut dire que la blague était aussi tentante que la perche du maître-nageur quand tu buvais la tasse dans le grand bain, Marine Benoit de mashable.france24.com

The pro-EU centrist Emmanuel Macron has vowed to unite a divided and fractured France after winning a decisive victory over the far-right Front National candidate Marine Le Pen in the country’s presidential election.

Macron, 39, a former economy minister who ran as a “neither left nor right” independent promising to shake up the French political system, took 66.06% (OMG 666!!!) to Le Pen’s 34%.

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His victory was hailed by his supporters as holding back a tide of populism after the Brexit vote and Donald Trump’s victory in the US election.This was the sixth European election in a row where a nationalist candidate received more votes than polls predicted; it’s almost as if racist people don’t want to admit they’re racist but also don’t want to stop being racist. It is also rather frightening how normalized Le Pen’s party has become in only 15 years. In 2002, when Marine Le Pen’s openly anti-semitic father Jean-Marie Le Pen received 17% of the first round vote, over one million French citizens took to the streets in protest. And now, when his daughter received an even larger percentage of votes, protests have been far less vocal and widespread.

But everything you read on the Guardian is wrong before visiting this blog! These are fake news or alternative facts and just we can provide with the real news. Therefore, for the lovers of conspiracy theories for whom we have just made our“Reasonably exhaustive” research  Emmanuel Macron’s campaign slogan is ‘En Marche‘, which when translated to English means ‘Move On’.

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Just like the name of the Soros-sponsored moveon.org. His campaign received huge financial assistance from globalist George Soros (the real antichrist of global elite). New French president Emmanuel Macron was trained in the Jesuit school system. Google and Facebook used Soros-funded groups to “help the French electorate make sense of what and who to trust” before casting their votes. (Source: conspiracy theories site which i have to link back)

As he launched with a vibrant and almost broken voice  his presidential victory speech on Sunday the 7th of May,  the 39-year-old president appeared on the  television with the glass structure that framed him.

Thousands of flag-waving supporters gave Macron a rapturous welcome Sunday as he strode into the courtyard of the Louvre museum to the strains of the European anthem after his decisive win.The glass pyramid in the world-famous courtyard glowed golden as Macron made a solitary walk to a stage in front, looking solemn.

Designed by architect Ieoh Ming Pei at the request of François Mitterrand in July 1983, the pyramid stands in the middle of the world’s largest museum, a symbol of modernity.

But not only. As the Internet users enjoyed in the evening, the geometric figure is also one of the emblems of the Illuminati, that secret society that would have infiltrated governments and big companies to rule the world without the knowledge of all, according to lovers of Conspiracy theories.

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Seeing Macron in front of a pyramid, surmounted by a light similar to the eye that overlooks the so-called illuminati pyramid, had enough to awaken the worst fears of the complotists, as many Twitter users mocked while others Seemed to believe:

The Netherlands welcomes Trump in his own words//Quand les Néerlandais présentent les Pays-Bas à Donald Trump


  • Français:

Le prix de la meilleure réaction à l’investiture de Donald Trump est attribué aux Pays-Bas.
Prouvant une bonne fois pour toutes que les Néerlandais ont de l’humour, la chaîne nop3 a diffusé ce dimanche dans son émission  Zondag met Lubachune vidéo qui devrait « parler » à Donald Trump, selon ses propres mots. Ainsi, imitant avec brio la voix pompeuse du milliardaire, le présentateur a entrepris de présenter les Pays-Bas au nouveau président américain.
Imitant sa manière de parler, Arjen Lubach a également repris les idées chères à Donald Trump. Par exemple, on apprend que les Pays-Bas ont construit un mur gigantesque pour se protéger des eaux venant du Mexique. Le pays regorge également de politiciens handicapés à propos desquels on peut se moquer.

  • English:

If there’s one Trump-inspired satire you should absolutely watch, it’s the one at the end of this post. Created by Dutch satirical TV show Zondag earlier this week, the video is a perfect welcome for the newly inaugurated President.

The video was created in a way that would appeal to him, according to what presenter Arjen Lubach says in the clip’s introduction — that’s the Dutch-language part at the beginning of the clip.

A man speaking English with both Trump and Dutch accents introduces the Netherlands to the new American president. The Trump impersonation is perfect. The tone of his voice… the choice of words… they’re all going to remind you instantly of the president and his campaign. And it’s hilarious.

The point of the clip is pretty simple. If Trump is all about “America First,” then the Netherlands should be second. The clip has already gone viral, having been viewed almost 2 million times on YouTube.

Watch it below:

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